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If you want more free stories please click on the auto responder freestories@freeautobot.com and you will get free stories in your e-mail. It's that easy. Come back often! If you want to hear stories live....give me a call. 1-843-762-4458  This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License. The Sea Monsters Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for something to do. They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes. Bob, the first sea monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped it over and ate everything on the ship. A little while later, they came up to another ship, again hauling potatoes. Bob again capsizes the ship and eats everything onboard. The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes and Bob once again capsized it and ate everything. Finally his buddy Bill asked him, "Why do you keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating everything on board?" Bob replied, "I wish I hadn't, but I just can't help myself once I start. Everyone knows you can't eat just one potato ship." Mr. Snail One warm summer evening as dusk approached, a snail was sliding home from a day at the lake. Along the way, Mr. Snail had to venture into a shady part of the neighborhood. Careful though he was, Mr. Snail was unexpectedly approached from behind by two rogue turtles. The turtles commenced to attack Mr. Snail, striking him about the head and tail with their front and rear legs. They robbed him of what little valuables he carried with him, leaving him for dead. As luck would have it, a police officer on routine patrol came across the batted snail -- still clinging on to life. As the officer awaited for medical assistance to arrive, he empathetically began his preliminary investigation into this heinous crime. "Tell me, Mr. Snail, who did this to you?" the officer inquired. "I don't know," responded the snail, in obvious pain and confusion, "it all happened so fast! If you want more stories, I'll send them right to your e-mail! Just click on my auto responder freestories@freeautobot.com and you will have some really good stories that you can tell. If you want some great storytelling for your program give me a call! Booking Information Form
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